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haiku-oezu:

crackervolley:

sotou:

Dang it.

Well now, guess I’m getting a Wii U

Or as they say in espaniol. EL DES-A-FEE-ANTAY ES LEGADOU

haiku-oezu:

crackervolley:

sotou:

Dang it.

Well now, guess I’m getting a Wii U

Or as they say in espaniol. EL DES-A-FEE-ANTAY ES LEGADOU

(via paleosteno)

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woodwindwielder:

really hot things to say during sex:

  • have you seen the sea legs on a dog like that
  • call in now
  • call in later
  • colin farrell
  • colin mochrie
  • cookies don’t even cost this less
  • STOP
  • borderline narcissism
  • bonus deal!!
  • hocus POCUS
  • 1 2 3 4 tell me who you love me more
  • ow

(via snazzapplesweet)

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cherryqueenx:

the 3 stages of furry!

cherryqueenx:

the 3 stages of furry!

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mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

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  • Question: What can I do to not be killed when you take over the world? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    suspicious-iron:

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http://bromoyed.tumblr.com/post/82492130823/twistybrastrap-daverosee-i-am-going-to-shit

twistybrastrap:

daverosee:

I AM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING DUREX IS SELLING CONDOMS DESIGNED TO MAKE WOMEN CUM FASTER AND MAKE MEN TAKE LONGER THIS IS SO HILARIOUS SO MANY MEN CAN’T LAST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE GIRLS ORGASM TO THE POINT PRODUCTS HAVE TO BE MADE TO COUNTER THAT AND YET…

(via casualcissexism)

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http://bromoyed.tumblr.com/post/82492130823/twistybrastrap-daverosee-i-am-going-to-shit

twistybrastrap:

daverosee:

I AM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING DUREX IS SELLING CONDOMS DESIGNED TO MAKE WOMEN CUM FASTER AND MAKE MEN TAKE LONGER THIS IS SO HILARIOUS SO MANY MEN CAN’T LAST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE GIRLS ORGASM TO THE POINT PRODUCTS HAVE TO BE MADE TO COUNTER THAT AND YET…

(via casualcissexism)

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Yeah, and Dantes inferno

Yeah, and Dantes inferno

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